You suck.
And you can go ahead and deal with that.
You suck.
And you can go ahead and deal with that.
…and there was much (UNANIMOUS!) rejoicing:
Justices say GPS tracker violated privacy rights:
The Supreme Court on Monday unanimously ruled that the police violated the Constitution when they placed a Global Positioning System tracking device on a suspect’s car and monitored its movements for 28 days.
But the justices divided 5-to-4 on the rationale for the decision, with the majority saying that the problem was the placement of the device on private property. That ruling avoided many difficult questions, including how to treat information gathered from devices installed by the manufacturer and how to treat information held by third parties like cellphone companies.
Long story short, the government got a warrant to put a GPS tracker on Jones’ car, within the District, within 10 days of the issuance of the warrant. The government, however, slapped the tracker on the car on day 11 (eyeroll), while the car was in Maryland (DUH); Jones eventually got charged with conspiracy to possess and distribute seriously irresponsible amounts of cocaine, in violation of federal law. Jones ended up getting life in prison, but through the spin and twirl of the appellate process, ended up with his case before the Supreme Court.
The result? Shorter SCOTUS: Yes, sticking a tracking device on a piece of private property is a search. /whacks police on nose with newspaper
The majority’s opinion (the court was unanimous as to the result, but split on the reasoning) fell into line with the earlier, common law trespass approach to 4th amendment controversies, instead of the more modern “reasonable expectation of privacy approach” that was used in Katz. If that sounded like a load of legal jargon, try this snippet from the opinion:
It is important to be clear about what occurred in this case: The Government physically occupied private property for the purpose of obtaining information. We have no doubt that such a physical intrusion would have been considered a “search” within the meaning of the Fourth Amendment when it was adopted. Entick v. Carrington, 95 Eng. Rep. 807 (C. P. 1765), is a “case we have described as a ‘monument of English freedom’ ‘undoubtedly familiar’to ‘every American statesman’ at the time the Constitution was adopted, and considered to be ‘the true and ultimate expression of constitutional law’” with regard to search and seizure. Brower v. County of Inyo, 489 U. S. 593, 596 (1989) (quoting Boyd v. United States, 116 U. S. 616, 626 (1886)). In that case, Lord Camden expressed in plain terms the significance of property rights in search-and-seizure analysis:
“[O]ur law holds the property of every man so sacred,
that no man can set his foot upon his neighbour’s close
without his leave; if he does he is a trespasser, though
he does no damage at all; if he will tread upon his
neighbour’s ground, he must justify it by law.” Entick,
supra, at 817.The text of the Fourth Amendment reflects its close connection to property, since otherwise it would have referred simply to “the right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures”; the phrase “in their persons, houses, papers, and effects” would have been superfluous.
Bravo, sir.
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My friend Tony Katz was on Fox and Friends this morning. Watch, and be inspired
Ain’t nothin’ like East Lansing in early January. At any rate, I’m home, and forcing myself to be ready for my last semester of pain and suffering fun and excitement at MSU Law.
Shameless self-promotion: I helped launch, and currently serve as the Editor in Chief of, Beyond Clause 8. BC8 is an IP/tech law and policy blog based out of MSU Law. We’re staffed entirely by students, we’re completely non-partisan, and we’d love a click or two when you have the time!
Cheers, people.
I love this. Don’t ask me why.
See? There ARE things more depressing than our presidential prospects! Happy Thursday, readers
~A
It’s like they’re not even trying anymore:
School defends ‘Occupy’ song for 8-year-olds
A Virginia school district is defending a song allegedly written and performed by a group of third graders about the Occupy Wall Street movement that conservative bloggers are calling a form of indoctrination.
The song, “Part of the 99,” was performed by children at Woodbrook Elementary School in Albemarle County, Virginia.
A spokesman for the school system said as far as they were concerned there isn’t a controversy and called criticism of the program unfortunate.
“We really don’t censor the topics that students come up with,” school spokesman Phil Giaramita told Fox News & Commentary. “This is the first time we’ve had the lyrics of one of these songs criticized.”
In case you just nodded along with the BS that just spewed from Phil Giarmita’s maw, here are the lyrics that sprang from the mouths of babes:
“Part of the 99″
Some people have it all
But they still don’t think they have enough
They want more money
A faster ride
They’re not content
Never satisfied
Yes — they’re the 1 percentI used to be one of the 1 percent
I worked all the time
Never saw my family
Couldn’t make life rhyme
Then the bubble burst
It really, really hurt
I lost my money
Lost my pride
Lost my home
Now I’m part of the 99Some people have it all
But they still don’t think they have enough
They want more money
A faster ride
They’re not content
Never satisfied
Yes — they’re the 1 percentI used to be sad, now I’m satisfied
’Cause I really have enough
Though I lost my yacht and plane
Didn’t need that extra stuff
Could have been much worse
You don’t need to be first
’Cause I’ve got my friends
Here by my side
Don’t need it all
I’m so happy to be part of the 99
That sounds like something I would have written when I was 8. Because every 8-year-old normally writes about their “yachts” and their “rides” and the ravages of unemployment. Normal 8-year-olds also use words like “content” and “satisfied”, instead of simply saying that they’re happy.
I call bullshit. Very, very obvious bullshit.
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Tune in to FTR Radio at 9 EST and join Ben Howe, Caleb Howe, and Ace of Ace of Spades for live coverage of the Iowa Caucus.
Then, forget all about the IA Caucus mess at 10 EST with The Snark Factor, where Fingers, Tom LaDuke, and I will all pour a big drink and prepare to ignore Iowa for another four years.
I’ll be cheerleading for Rick Perry…what say you, America?

Since forever, I’ve existed within the realm of the Boy’s Club.
To be honest, it’s really not that big of a deal. The view is very nice from where I sit–lots of powerful men in suits.
I went into undergrad thinking that I was going to be an engineer; that dream was squashed by the realization that I have a personality. Maybe it was my personality that got me in trouble with the professors–the world may never know. What I do know is that I was the victim (/clutches pearls) of misogyny and sex discrimination for the first time at the tender age of 18. I’m not saying it wasn’t understandable; it’s got to be weird for these lifetime engineers to all of a sudden be dealing with an increased concentration of female brain power. But what wasn’t understandable was for me to be sent out of a professor’s office not because our conference was over, but because there was a male student waiting. What wasn’t understandable was being blatantly–we’re talking, the “make eyecontact and pointedly look away” type of blatantly–ignored in class while the male students were favored. The assignments turned in by female students were graded more harshly, and the grades of female students trended lower than those of male students.
It sucked. I dealt with it because I thought I wanted to be an engineer. Nobody ever died of chauvenism, right?
In law school, I discovered a different brand of misogyny. It’s quieter. Over the past two and a half years, I’ve come to the conclusion that I have to modify my personality both in the courtroom and the negotiation table; the first advice I was given when I was selected for membership on the moot court board was, “don’t come across as a bitch.” At an interview, I would never be caught dead in pants, much less shoes without at least a two inch heel–and that’s pushing the envelope. Wear a skirt, but not too short. But not too long. Wear heels–height matters. Be assertive, but not too aggressive–you might come across as a rabid feminist. That’s okay behavior for your worthless (yes, worthless) “Gender in the Law” class, but not for a true professional setting.
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There are no words to express how much I love this song:
Let’s make Kyle Stibbs famous, so I can buy his album